Beyonce’s newest album LEMONADE still seems to be the talk of the town, and now everyone is trying to drag Jay-Z for his alleged cheating. Considering the fact that he’s pretty much a rap legend and no one dared to talk bad about him until now, it’s weird to see everyone coming at Jay. Today a hilarious fan decided that this fanfic about their relationship should be dropped.

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The lemons, is a fanfic that shows Jay-Z and Beyonce’s relationship. In it, Bey invites a bunch of famous women over for dinner, including Ava Duvernay, Taraji P. Henson, Solange, and her mother Tina. Each woman takes her turn coming at Jay, for example Solange literally calls him “Blubberlips McSlutdick,” while Tina tells him “you are pathetic. The universe wasted good water creating you.”

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Eventually J. Cole arrives, and is also ripped to shreds by Bey’s beehive of women, who refer to him as “the rapper. The one that looks like he’s from a mural of dead Puerto Rican boys.” Things only get more hilarious and weird from there, and the whole fanfic ends up being one outrageous commentary on Jay, Bey, LEMONADE, and the couple’s so private yet so public relationship.

The lemons definitely is weird yet so funny that everyone should read it for some laughs. You can check out the whole thing here.

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