The possibly of Donald Trump becoming President makes our stomach turn. While some people are planning their possible exit strategies (Canada maybe?), “Cards Against Humanity” have created a survival kit for those of us staying to fight the good fight.
The Donald Trump Bug-Out bag is a “pre packed duffle bag with over one dozen items hand-picked to help you survive the collapse of civilization after Donald Trump is elected President of the United States,” according to the their website.
The duffel fetures items such as seed packs to “help you recreate civilization by cultivating plants”, an application to “becomes a permanent resides of Mexico” and a picture of President Barack Obama to “remember the good ole days.”
The kit also includes 25 Trump based cards to add to your already existing “Cards Against Humanity” deck.
The kit sold for $25.00 but the site revealed that all kits have sold out, “All 10,000 bags have sold out. When Donald Trump is elected President, you will perish in the wasteland. Sorry.”
Damn. Guess we have to make our own now.